I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, wine, and sex.

“The answer is three, I said as I held up three fingers—my middle through my pin…”

“If somebody pushed you down a well, I’d rush over and toss you a bucket, becaus…”

“I suspended my disbelief, and left it floating in mid air.”

“Her name is Coy. She’s shy, and I found her in my pond.”