I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bumpers.

“My 30th birthday happened once too often to remember fondly. I spilled all my l…”

“Do not oppose my opposable thumbs. If you do, we’ll have a thumb war.”

“In the tortoise and the hair fable, I believe the tortoise represents big busin…”

“A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dra…”