I have failed, and I should bury my failure. I need a trowel (it was a small failure).

“I’m not descended from anybody. All my ancestors are ascending from me.”

“I need a bone saw—for the meatloaf I made for you, which looks suspiciously lik…”

“If you drive the same car as me, and have been in a fender bender, I’ll think, …”

“If I were king, I wouldn’t pay you the money I owe you. I’d give you a far more…”