I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my name—my name represents me.

“I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.”

“I think ghosts think I think they taste like cheese. I also think ghosts think …”

“I don’t know how to make a U Turn. It’s so curvy and it’s already completely tu…”

“I like sex. Let’s get a group together. You know, for a better discount.”