I have the Denver Omelet of accents. And considering I’m from Denver, it makes sense. Now if I also lived in Cheeseland (Wisconsin) it would make perfect, yummy sense.

“I am Vigalig the Destroyer. Except during the day, and then I am Gigalig the Gi…”

“A brick could be used to stop time. I did it once at my uncle’s house, and I ne…”

“The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play …”

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”