I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.

“When she broke up with me, I didn’t break down or break in to her apartment jus…”

“We all want somebody to share our life and love with. But if there are an odd n…”

“The morning grass was damp and cool with dew. My yellow rain slicker must have …”

“I run through all the positive character qualities in my mind, and assign mysel…”