I have three sets of humor. One I keep in a bag of salt, because it’s the dry one.


“A brick could be used to build a house—or destroy it, one window at a time.
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“I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.”

“There’s fool’s gold—pyrite—and then there’s fool’s gold—gold owned by idiots wi…”

“I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion.”