I have three step brothers and one step sister. It’s like a staircase, and I am the slinky.

“For admission to the bowling alley, you need underwear. I am responsible for th…”

“I didn’t do it, because not doing seemed like the right thing to do. I’ll alway…”

“When I saw a murder taking place, I almost didn’t have time to make coffee befo…”

“My advice: Give it to whoever they are for, before whoever they are gets wherev…”