I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into celebrating myself. Especially not for an achievement (the creation of me) that I did not contribute too.

“We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and the…”

“Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.”

“I saw her at the party last Saturday. I could tell by her body language that sh…”

“I’ve only been with my girlfriend for three days, but it feels like a lifetime—…”