I haven't personally met God yet, but when I do, I'll ask him if he still believes in you. I'm sure he does.

“I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.”

“You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.”

“She said, “What?” so I replied, “What what?” She gave me a look that said, “Wha…”

“At the hospital, I won’t be in fair condition. I’ll be in unfair condition, and…”