I haven’t seen my old friends in a while. Maybe next week I’ll go visit them in the nursing home.

“Having a clone to bounce ideas off of would be a way to generate more ideas. An…”

“Politicians think the only way out of a hole is to keep digging.”

“Sometimes I wear sunglasses while I urinate, and pretend that my pee is a solar…”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”