I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet.

“If a woman named Ms. Silver won a gold medal, she’d probably be a little disapp…”

“On our first date, you should wear a maternity dress, because I’m going to try …”

“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experi…”

“My resume speaks for itself, so to speak. I recorded it on a tape recorder.”