I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.

“I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is t…”

“What are you doing Saturday or Sunday? I’m free this weekend. But come Monday I…”

“There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold…”

“The best time to complain is right after you’ve come up with a solution to the …”