I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.

“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go …”

“I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate w…”

“I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like “Knuckle Cock,” onl…”

“Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?
The name’s Onequarter…”