I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should be a politician.

“Love is the color of red inverted. At least that’s what Gunnar Greenlove told m…”

“Design is body language for inanimate objects.”

“A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told t…”

“If I had a funny thought and a runny nose, but only had one napkin and no paper…”