I held open the door for the man who held up the bank. It was the least I could do to say thanks.

“I wrote something for my local newspaper, but nobody read it because it got bur…”

“My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.”

“Love sounds like an elephant weighs. I know, because I’ve seen it with my own t…”

“I wonder if babies could be made more efficiently on a conveyer belt.”