I hid a flower in a garden. I also hid a body there.

“You made me dinner, so I made myself vomit—twice. Once to clear some room in my…”

“I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myse…”

“I suspended my disbelief, and left it floating in mid air.”

“My motto is: If I didn’t do it first, I want to do it better. Boy, I sure hope …”