I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—I’m driven.

“A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.
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“I would have made you a cheesecake, but I don’t know how. And I would have boug…”

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your sem…”

“I keep my fears chained up in the basement, along with a few of my foes.”