I inherited my independence from my parents.

“I’m going to change the world, and all for under $14.95. I’m not going to chang…”

“I don’t make love. But I do have it made in China. It’s just more cost effectiv…”

“I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everyt…”

“Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my s…”