I inherited my sense of passion and romance from the Romans. Specifically Nero and all the fire he possessed.

“Dark Jar Tin Zoo’s face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard…”

“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same t…”

“There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belo…”

“Let the best of your competition take out the rest of your competition, while y…”