I inherited that penchant for intellectualism, a character flaw that these days can only be thoroughly eradicated by getting Z’ed up.

“It seemed like forever ago, like we've had this brief but still infinite foreve…”

“The punch connected, but (1) Colin forgot to close his fist, so he was slapping…”

“Relief is a Dumper emotion.”

“To be fair to Monica," I said, "what you did to her wasn't very nice either.""W…”