I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.

“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say,…”

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For a…”

“Helping others without anticipating or expecting others to help you in return, …”

“Instead of making trash cans cylinder shaped, they should make the mold look mo…”