I just received the message she left earlier today. She left the message yesterday, but she left today. Now I feel like leftovers, but I don’t feel like leftovers. I need to cook and eat a fresh meal to not think of myself as yesterday’s fresh meal.

“Of my own accord I want to learn the accordion, according to a cord (not a chor…”

“I laughed so hard I nearly spit out my hot tea. The strange part was the fact t…”

“I am upset. I have reservations about dinner for two at 8:00. I have reservatio…”

“If my love for cats were hydrogen, there’d be enough of it to give you skin can…”