I just starred at him like he was trying to sell me the Sham-wow and the Slapchop for only $19.99 Author: Kevin Hearne Copy Quote More from Kevin Hearne “Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.” “The color palette is confined to that of a Gustave Dore' engraving, greys and b…” “I quietly cast camouflage on myself, which is the nearest I can come to invisib…” “when you thumb your nose at the laws of physics like you've been doing, the uni…”