I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.

“Love is like a zebra refereeing a football game. I should know, because I am th…”

“If coffee meant vagina, I’d ask you if you wanted cream in your coffee. But it …”

“I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up.…”

“At the Peabody Hotel, you’ll find two things: a pea and a body. Was it murder b…”