I keep a fish in each pocket, and one in my left shoe, so I don’t drown in your love. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “My wife keeps me busy while she talks—I’m not listening, but rather making the …” “I once got a handjob from a glove. I miss the 80s.” “I meant to spear her with my love, but bad breath got in the way. Next time I’l…” “I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.”