I keep butter in my underwear, because it’s like a meat locker down there. Can I interest you in two rolls of bread?

“I’m not in the system. I’m starting to question my own existence.”

“Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviousl…”

“There’s a pubic hair in my soup. I’m pissed, because I paid for many more to be…”

“I gathered my courage like nuts and berries, I cautiously approached her, I wai…”