I keep my fears chained up in the basement, along with a few of my foes.

“I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only f…”

“If I started yesterday, I’d be a master of tomorrow.”

“I’d rather fail to try than try and fail. But, then, I am a coward who votes wi…”

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you …”