I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.

“I want to eat rabbit stew out of an empty turtle shell.”

“If you have one dollar and I have a hundred dollars, I could say I have a hundr…”

“If I had four fingers growing out of my forehead, I wouldn't try to play the pi…”

“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well …”