I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress.

“If the ink of my writing morphed into ants, would they march along with my thou…”

“I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts i…”

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”

“It’s sad when people want to wear out a perfectly good last name when they don’…”