I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Love rules the world. Like a tyrant. ” “I had to be at work at 8 am this morning, so I set my alarm clock for 7:49. Nat…” “Richard Dawkins can suck my Dickens.” “The best description of this book is found within the title. The full title of …”