I know this pansy beat your f*cking @ss, American style.

“Anger was so much better than fear. To be the one inflicting pain was better th…”

“She's waking up. Get the bat." Not exactly the best words to wake up to.”

“Maybe you’re sleepwalking. And sleeptexting. And sleepprimping.”“What’s next?” …”

“He promised he wouldn’t try and take my virtue in my sleep, but it seemed he ha…”