I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in.

“Bio I never got around to using: Jarod is a best-selling author reader. He has …”

“There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. …”

“When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you.”

“If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own c…”