I left the door open so you could come in—and I could go out. That’s what being in love is all about.

“I don’t need a coffee cup. That’s what hands were invented for. That’s also why…”

“Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afrai…”

“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are mor…”

“I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that t…”