I let go of her memory the moment I let go of her hand. She fell over 500 feet to her death.

“I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by din…”

“Don’t steal because it’s immoral, not because you’re afraid you’ll get caught.”

“Who inspires me to write? My clone. I just want him to appreciate me as a perso…”

“A brick could replace your window, if your window’s opaque, and you throw the b…”