I like cardboard. Of course, I have to be in the mood to eat Pizza Hut.

“A tree once saved my life. A posse was going to hang me, but this wise old oak …”

“Pain produces progress. So if you truly love me, you will try to hurt me as muc…”

“I painted my walls yellow, with melted butter, because I recently discovered th…”

“I was driving on the highway and saw an orange sign on the side of the road tha…”