I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps.

“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.”

“The headline read, Man Saves Child From Burning House, and I just have to ask: …”

“I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love …”

“They call alcohol spirits, because it’s the spirit turned liquid. Would you dri…”