I like food that speaks to me. Food like French toast, English muffins, and Deviled eggs. Oh, oval embryonic spawn of chicken, why hast thou deceived me?

“Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.”

“I gathered my courage like nuts and berries, I cautiously approached her, I wai…”

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”

“I think a cool band name would be War Dwarf. Of course, I’m entirely too tall a…”