I like how volcanoes rumble before they erupt, as if to say, Get the hell off me.

“If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between h…”

“Through the fog Orafoura said, “Those people are black.” “I know,” I said, “the…”

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”

“Farmers don’t picket government corruption, they picket fences. Let this be a l…”