I like make-up sex. I find cosmetics so erotic.

“If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.”

“I’d love to be a color commentator, but I can’t, because I’m white, and white i…”

“There’s truth in what you say, even though it’s all lies.”

“I don’t know why she broke up with me. I was always there when she needed me. W…”