I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.

“If you’re going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice f…”

“When I told her my love would stop her tears from falling, she started laughing…”

“To keep my cat from drinking out of the toilet, I could close the toilet lid, I…”

“When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiff…”