I like spending all my time making things with my hands. Mostly I make love to myself.

“My name is Aviva. It’s not male, and it’s not female, but it is a palindrome—wh…”

“To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than…”

“I’d scale the tallest tree, just to surreptitiously watch you sunbathe naked. S…”

“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’…”