I like the crunch sound of snow under my boots. Better than stepping on knuckles.

“I’m sleepin’ in your pee pee, and I’m dreaming of what could be.” That’s just t…”

“Brick is to blanket, as ellipses is to…
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“I’m wearing my political mustache today. If you want to see it, you’ll find it …”

“Like my grandpa, who dropped out of school to farm, I have a 4th grade educatio…”