I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the girls.

“My drug of choice is love. Sure, I’ve tried other drugs, but no other drug gets…”

“I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.”

“A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t…”

“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body qu…”