I like to meet people and pretend I’ll never see them again. I tend to value things more if I think it’s the last time I’ll get to enjoy it. I’ll savor every moment I believe to be the last.

“Life is short. But so are midgets.”

“A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to f…”

“A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is …”

“A backpack could be a sleeping bag for a midget—or a hatch, a hatchback.”