I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.

“I put you on the map, and I can fold you up and stuff you in the glove compartm…”

“You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without r…”

“Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.”

“Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve…”