I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I shove them in the dryer.

“There is nothing more romantic than candles and flowers, except candles that sm…”

“I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make …”

“It is possible to be in two dreams at once. If I dream about you, and you are a…”

“I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it …”