I like to switch things up by keeping things the same. People never expect it.

“The bands of color in a rainbow remind me of my band, Bands of Color. We’re not…”

“Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.”

“If science took my IQ and spread it evenly among the world's population, like m…”

“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. 
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