I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the dialogue. My favorite flicks are the silent movies.

“Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his …”

“I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can…”

“Because of the age difference, I assumed they were related, mother/daughter. Bu…”

“The headline read, Man Saves Child From Burning House, and I just have to ask: …”