I live 20 miles away from 30 miles per hour. Horses get great gas mileage.

“If I had a choice between walking along a sidewalk with no rails and a thousand…”

“I didn’t feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas, so I just …”

“It’s important that my socks match. I don’t want anything that distracts from m…”

“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. …”